butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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