I wish Morgan Freeman narrated my life.
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
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