my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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