Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
that may or may not have been my penis.
Randomize
