I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
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