yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
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