on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
my dad just said 'either you're lying about your plans tonight or you kids are really lame nowadays'. maybe we should nix the singles saturday slumber party and go to a bar.
You texted the wrong number but that's probably the best call you'll ever make.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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