her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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