I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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