i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
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Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
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I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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