Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
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Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
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I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
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