I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
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Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
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I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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