I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
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