BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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