Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
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