Just mADE A PArabola og urine
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
Life is so much better after having sex.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
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Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
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