Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
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