Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
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I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
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Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
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