It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
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what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
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I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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