i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
Randomize