all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
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