am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
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She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
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I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
Welcome aboard the S.S. struggle. I'll be your captain for today's voyage and Jeremy is your first mate. Just sit back and relax while we navigate the seas of drunken regret. Your forecast for the day is violently hungover with a chance of "shit, that really did happen!"
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