People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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