I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
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you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
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Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
be right there i have to get my cape
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
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