I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
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