i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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