We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
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It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
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Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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