I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
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