the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
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