Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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