and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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