Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
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Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
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I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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