R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
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I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
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No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
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