How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
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He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
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I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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