yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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