need another drink. this is the easiest way
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
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My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
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Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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