Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
Randomize
