If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
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This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
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Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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