did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
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Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
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who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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