you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
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Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
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Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
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