we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
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just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
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I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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