well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
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normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
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Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
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