And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
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did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
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Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
Randomize