Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
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was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
This will be the 3rd time you have blacked out and lost your phone only to have some kind stranger find it, charge it, call me, then mail it back to you. Your luck amazes me...
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
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After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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