I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
This girl is more easily done than said...
I haven't been this sober since birth.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
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it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
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All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
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