i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
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She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
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So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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