She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
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This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Everyone says I win the strip club
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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