is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
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