so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
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Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
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WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
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