what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
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Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
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My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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