I'm so fucking centered right now
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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