I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
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Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
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Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
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