Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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