Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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