smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
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Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
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My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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