Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
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