The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
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I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
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come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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